Why Santa Claus shouldn't work in a lab
via NCBI ROFL on 28/06/09
Microbiological laboratory hazard of bearded men"An investigation was conducted to evaluate the hypothesis that a bearded man subjects his family and friends to risk of infection if his beard is contaminated by infectious microorganisms while he is working in a microbiological laboratory."
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